Sardar Doctor and Pundit Jokes Message for Mobile Fun:
1)
Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
2)
A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
3)
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.
Boyfriend: That's ok, but who will marry us.
4)
Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.
Banta: Is this dog faithful ?
Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.
5)
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Blonde Wife: Why three?
Annoyed Husband: For you and your parents.
6)
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me,
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born?
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1)
Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
2)
A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
3)
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.
Boyfriend: That's ok, but who will marry us.
4)
Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.
Banta: Is this dog faithful ?
Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.
5)
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Blonde Wife: Why three?
Annoyed Husband: For you and your parents.
6)
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me,
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born?
This cat picture is very funny , I love this funny pic , Thanks so much for fun
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