Funny Santa Banta Jokes SMS / SantaBanta Non Veg Masala

Funny Santa Banta Jokes SMS / SantaBanta Non Veg Masala:
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(1) Santa apni premika se kheta hai,
hum tumari yad me ro ro ke tab bhar diye,
hum tumari yad me ro ro ke tab bhar diye,
aur tum bewafa sanam nhake chal diye !

(2) Santa got a invitation of party,
Usme likha tha Pink Tie Only,
Santa jab party me gaya to logo ne pant shirt bhi pehena tha !

(3) A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop
and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya !

(4) Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi chal rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi !

(5) Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekha  hai !

(6) Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday.
I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,
What To Do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back !

(7) A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein,
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya !

(8) GOLU: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,
Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha,
GOLU: bakwas na kar shampo pe likha tha Dandruff Free !

(9) American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female!!
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14 comments :

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  2. Mehreen KashifJune 26, 2011 at 11:59 PM

    he he he
    Hey you have great collection of funny jokes. thanks for share
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  3. Domain registration indiaJune 30, 2011 at 11:58 PM

    What a beautiful blog and all of these Jokes so interesting.

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  4. AnonymousAugust 18, 2011 at 9:57 PM

    U have nice collection of jokes
    i like it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. amitSeptember 25, 2011 at 7:29 AM

    Santa apni premika se kheta hai,
    hum tumari yad me ro ro ke tab bhar diye,
    hum tumari yad me ro ro ke tab bhar diye,
    aur tum bewafa sanam nhake chal diye !

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  6. UnknownAugust 6, 2012 at 9:35 PM

    like this

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  7. prince patidarSeptember 15, 2012 at 12:26 AM

    GOLU: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,
    Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha,
    GOLU: bakwas na kar shampo pe likha tha Dandruff Free !

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  8. Jhone SmithNovember 21, 2012 at 3:27 AM

    nice jokes

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  9. UnknownNovember 26, 2012 at 2:56 AM

    thanks for Funny SMS. you have big collection of Funny SMS. i enjoyed it.
    Funny SMS

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  10. SandyDecember 16, 2012 at 5:20 AM

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  11. SandyDecember 16, 2012 at 5:21 AM

    hahaah cant stop laughing :D

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  12. UnknownDecember 27, 2012 at 3:24 AM

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    SADDDAM MOMIN BHIWANDI

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  13. Top 10 SMS JokesAugust 4, 2013 at 11:27 PM

    Nice Blog...Beautiful Collection of Funny Santa Banta Jokes

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