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Hindi Jokes Messages:
(1) Afridi: "hum Sachin ko kisi hal mein 100 nahi banane denge.
Misbah : magar ham kaise rokenge, he's in form.
Afridi : hum under 100 all out ho jayenge.
(2) Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"
(3) Girl's smile creates greatest confusion in boy's mind.
ghanto tak samajh hi nhi aata.
ki hass k dekh rahi hai,
ya dekh k hass rai hai ?
(4) Khuda & Doctor ko kabhi naraj nahi karn CHAHIYE.
Khuda naraj,ap doctor ke pas aur doctor naraj,
to aap khuda ke pas..es liye dono ko khush rakho.
(5) Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle
bakri kha gayi
(6) Girls have an unfair advantage over men:
If they can’t get what they want by being smart,
they can get it by being dumb!
Funny Quotes In English:
(1) Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
(2) We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
(3) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
(4) A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
(5) A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
(6) Bikini is a dress where 90% of the woman body is exposed..
but men r very decent.
they dont look at that 90%
they look only at the covered 10%.
(7) Love is Docomo - do the New
Mariage is idea - can change Ur life
Wife is Hutch - where ever you go she folows
Buttt...
Frienship is Airtel - 1atut Bandhan!!
Well come to Fun world: SMS 140 Words provides a vast collection of funny jokes sms, joks messages, funny quotes, text messages to be used to send to your friends mobile, relatives and loved ones. Here you get sms & messages on friendship and different relations, quotes for him and her, so send text sms messages from our lovely and cool sms collection to your loved ones on his/her mobile.
(1) Afridi: "hum Sachin ko kisi hal mein 100 nahi banane denge.
Misbah : magar ham kaise rokenge, he's in form.
Afridi : hum under 100 all out ho jayenge.
(2) Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"
(3) Girl's smile creates greatest confusion in boy's mind.
ghanto tak samajh hi nhi aata.
ki hass k dekh rahi hai,
ya dekh k hass rai hai ?
(4) Khuda & Doctor ko kabhi naraj nahi karn CHAHIYE.
Khuda naraj,ap doctor ke pas aur doctor naraj,
to aap khuda ke pas..es liye dono ko khush rakho.
(5) Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle
bakri kha gayi
(6) Girls have an unfair advantage over men:
If they can’t get what they want by being smart,
they can get it by being dumb!
Funny Quotes In English:
(1) Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
(2) We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
(3) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
(4) A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
(5) A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
(6) Bikini is a dress where 90% of the woman body is exposed..
but men r very decent.
they dont look at that 90%
they look only at the covered 10%.
(7) Love is Docomo - do the New
Mariage is idea - can change Ur life
Wife is Hutch - where ever you go she folows
Buttt...
Frienship is Airtel - 1atut Bandhan!!
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