Santabanta Messages and Sardarji Shayari

SantaBanta.com is very famous website in youngsters. These characters Santa Singh and Banta Singh are two fictional characters that have some resemblance with two Sikhs somewhere in the universe. On this site you can get funny wallpapers, videos, bollywood celebrities gossip, jokes SMS, songs, greetings, latest music, new mobile ringtones and many more spicy entertainment. Here gives some of them sardarji jokes messages these are most popular and widely circulated ethnic jokes in India.

(1) Accountancy Fact:
Banta: What is the Difference between Liability and Asset?
Santa: A drunk guy is a Liability and a drunk girl is an Asset.

(2) Santa: Our 7th son always looks different form the other 6, did he had a different father?
Jeeto(Crying): Yes.
Santa: Who?
Jeeto: You.

(3) Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday..
I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,
What To Do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back !

(4) Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday..
I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,
What To Do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back

(5) Santa:Ye TUm Ne PattiAn KYun Bandhi Hui HAin?
Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri GAri Se Takra GYa Tha,
Santa: Chot To USay I HO Gi, Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi?
Banta: Bas YaAr KAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqat Ho GAi Thi.