CID Jokes SMS with Daya, ACP and Abhijit

CID Jokes SMS Messages with Daya, ACP and Abhijit:
Today’s the most popular show of India C.I.D(Criminal Investigation Department) is a television series that airs on Sony TV. This series about a team of detectives of Crime Investigation Department.And this TVseries is regarded as the longest running TV series in India. Here is some funny jokes about CID, Enjoy it.

Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena

Arz kiya hai

Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena

Abhijeet says: Daya kidnapers ko bhagne ka moka na dena !

(1) Inbox ma SMS aave k na aave

Wah... Wah...

Inbox ma sms aave ke na aave

Pan…Sony TV karo

To CID aave aave ne aave

(2) ACP: Khoon kisne kiya batao?

Are

khoon kisne kiya batao?
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Suspect ne kaha 'Melody Khao,Khud jann jao..!!'

(3) 500 ka note dekh kar lo

Wah... Wah...

500 ke note dekh kar lo

Aajkal woh farzi hai

ACP : " lagta hai khooni ladka nahi koi ladki hai "

(4) Nahi ho sakta sachin ka catch

Wah... Wah...

Nahi ho sakta sachin ka catch

ACP : " kisi ka to hoga finger print match "

(5) Zayed khan hai hritik ka saala

Wah... Wah...

Zayed khan hai hritik ka saala

ACP : “ Abhijit tumne toh ise maar daala ”

(6) 5 rs. Ka ek samosa, 10 rs. Ka do

Wah... Wah...

5 ka ek samosa dus ka do

ACP : "daya,darwaza tod do ! "

(7) Cricket se pehle karte hain toss

Wah... Wah...

Cricket se pehle krte hain toss

Salunkhe : " it's complicated,boss ! "

(8) Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
Jara gor farmayega
Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
ACP says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe to fansi hi hogi!