Ranikanth Jokes - His Funny SMS Jokes be Famous after Robot

Ranikanth Jokes - His Funny SMS Jokes be Famous after Robot:
Super Star Ranikanth is an Indian film actor. As of 2010, Rajinikanth has acted in over 170 films, including Tamil, Kannada, Telugu, Malayalam, Hindi, English, and Bengali films.Here is some funny jokes about Ranikanth. Enjoy it…

(1) Google won't find Rajinikanth

because you don't find Rajinikanth;

Rajinikanth finds you.

(2) Rajinikanth once warned a young

girl to be good "or else".

The result? Mother Teresa.

(3) Rajinikanth killed Spiderman

using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.

(4) Rajinikanth’s calendar goes

straight from March 31st to April 2nd,

no one fools Rajanikanth.

(5) Rajinikant is so fast, he can run

around the world and punch himself

in the back of the head.

(6) When you say “no one is perfect”,

Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult.

(7) Rajinikanth's brain works faster

than Chacha Chaudhury's.

(8) Rajinikanth does not style his hair.

It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

(9) Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire

with only 18 cards.

(10) Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover.


(11) Adam and Eve are children of Rajinikant.

(12) Gabbar singh forgets his dialogues when he sees Robot.