SMS Jokes In Hindi 140 Words / One Liners Like Birbal or Chankya

SMS Jokes In Hindi 140 Words / One Liners Like Birbal or Chankya: Today people finds funny sms for get funn. Here some funny hindi sms. Enjoy!!!

(1) Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do,

mein ring ko dekhke tumhe yaad kiya karungi,

Boy : Tum ye sochkar yaad kar lena ki kamine se

ring mangi thi aur usne nahi di!!!

(2) Dil hai to pyar hai, pyar hai to ishq hai,

Ishq hai to mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai to dard hai,

Dard hai to zandu balm hai aur

Zandu balm hai to munni badnaam hai!!!

(3) Ali ke 4 baache hue, naam rakhe Yusuf Ali,

Altaf Ali, Irfan Ali, Asif Ali,

Fir 5va or 6va bacha hua to Ali ke begum

ne naam rakhe – Bas-Kar Ali, Raham-Ali


(4) Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de!!

(5) Apne smart hone par itna guroor na karo,

Sab do din ki masti hai..

Aapki khubsurti bhi tab tak hai,

jab tak FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai…!!!

(6) interviewer : Can you spell a word that has

more than100 letters in it?

Sardar replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

(7) Raam chandra keh gaya siya se
aisa kalyug aayega

kahan hua tha mera janam
aab Supreme court batayega!